Audi drivers: Most likely to be awful cheating gits

audi-logo Audi drivers - worse than BMW drivers - are the most likely to be unfaithful in a relationship than any other motorist, according to a very important survey.

The poll carried out by dating site - - reckons that owners of expensive cars are most likely to cheat on their partners.

The top five drivers with wandering eyes were Audi, followed by BMW, with owners of Mercedes, Volvos and VWs completing the top spots.

"Cars can reveal a lot about their owners," said site spokesman Mike Taylor. "All the cars in the top five represent our members. They are typically successful, motivated, high-achievers who are less likely to settle for something they find unsatisfying, be it a car or a relationship."

That, or they're just ruthless shithouses.

If you're wondering who the most faithful/least fancied drivers are, they'll be tootling around in a Peugeot, Renault, Rover, Skoda or Hyundai.


  • Andy A.
    Thats why I have a Q7 - those 7 seats need filling!
  • jynx
    what shit is this on about as i drive a vw touran and i have never cheated and i have friends who drive audi's and bmws or and fords where do they come in? yes we may want more out of a car or our life but hey you get out of life what you put into it
  • jynx
    oh yea and guess what it is a 7 seater as well and the middle row come out completely and the back 2 fold flat level with the floor so boys if you gonna cheat i would advise on the touran and if you got a good car you might as well be a tight arse and not spend money as you will need it to get a newer model in a few years to keep up with the big boys lol
  • Captain.Cretin
    Surely Peugeot, Renault, and Rover owners will be sat at the side of the road, with various liquids pouring out of their engine bay, or smoke billowing from the dodgy electrics.
  • Zeddy
    Audi do that!?
  • Daisy D.
    For balance, and based on my own research, Rover and Hyundai drivers are likely to be of a certain age, and incapable.
  • Mustapha S.
    If a skoda driver can get a shag, there's hope for everyone.
  • Mike O.
    Vorsprung Durk Teknik pal
  • oliverreed
    @Andy Andy, surely there isn't room after you and you ego have clambered in...
  • Sicknote
    WHAT THE FUCK - I just bought my missus a new Audi RS 5 Cabrio. Are you telling me she's outing bumping and grinding with some you stud....?

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