Thanks to Right Move, I can haggle over house prices in good faith

10 November 2010

Looking to move to London? No, we don't blame you. It's a bleak hole of despair and gyratory traffic. But in case you are, here's a tip from avid Bitterwaller reader Steve - the owners of 32 Annesley Avenue have ramped up their asking price in order in order to haggle down:

Bitterwallet - house for sale on RightMove
Admittedly it's not much to look at, although you do appear to get a spare door left lying in the front yard. Nevertheless, the North London property is on the market for the best part of £300,000, but thanks to a revolutionary sales technique by Right Move, the estate agents are happily telling interested parties how much they're sticking on top of the price the owner will sell for:

Bitterwallet - Right Move blunder on house pricing
So if you're interested in buying a house with a spare door, get in touch with Right Move, ask for Scott and cut immediately to the chase without any of the usual bullshit. If only every estate agent was as forward-thinking as Right Move.

TOPICS:   Mortgages

14 comments

  • Rumplestiltskin
    They even call it a detached house, when it's clearly a semi. Cocksockets.
  • scott
    what fooking retard would wana live in cockney capital of pakistan
  • Marc
    North London is the cockney capital of India. East London is the cockney capital of Pakistan!
  • Nobby
    Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Apparently Acton is quite nice. Although a few too many blacks, apparently.
  • Nobby
    @rumplesplitskin > They even call it a detached house, when it’s clearly a semi. This is just estate agent speak for fucking massive crack down the wall.
  • Rumplestiltskin
    @Nobby - LOL! You mean it WAS a semi? Now it's semi-fucked?
  • Nobby
    No it was a semi, now it is detached from next door.
  • Rumplestiltskin
    @Nobby - I got it first time, thanks.
  • Zeddy
    Wot iz thiz? A meetin ov the BNP? kan anee one join?
  • lololol
    @Nobby - please explain your jokes more. maybe you are the twank who posted this online with your funny insider estate jokes.
  • Codify
    Listing has been deleted. Thanks for all the racist comments though. Nice to know BW's readers are as primitively fucktarded as its writers.
  • Antifa H.
    That isn't fair, codify. The staff at BW are nowhere near as fucktarded as the inbred idiot readers.
  • Nobby
    Some of us had just watched Alan Partridge.
  • local b.
    They didn't say that the road is a busy cut through for cars going north on the A5. Or that the pub round the corner is dog rough. And Oriental City across the road will either tuen into a derelict eyesore or have long-term major building work once a developer gets together cash and planning. On the plus side it's walking distance to Asda. Otherwise it's a bargain.

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