Vodafone's VAG will boost your indoor mobile signal
There’s nothing worse than having a mobile phone that you can’t get a signal for within the comfort of your own home. Having to find that ‘sweet spot’ within your abode in order to have a conversation with someone is about as annoying as it gets.
Surely the profit-happy networks should be doing something to strengthen the signal so that you can, you know, use your phone as though it’s a, you know, a fucking phone? Now they have, or at least Vodafone have.
Their boffins have pioneered the Vodafone Access Gateway, a small router-type gizmo that plugs into your home broadband line and gives you an added blast of 3G signal. Which should mean no more standing on your bed and leaning towards the window just to order a takeaway.
Better still, it’ll only cost you £160 and it can even support up to four… hang on a minute… £160? What the fuck? Yes, it says here that the VAG (oh heavens) will indeed set you back £160, or you can get it free as part of a £15 per month price plan or on a monthly charge of £5.
So because they’re spending their money plastering stickers all over Lewis Hamilton’s useless car instead of putting up more masts, you have to fork out a small fortune for a VAG that will do the job instead. At this point, we'd normally link to the VAG site, but there's nothing there. Fannies.