The iPhone doormat that says "I'm lonely and slightly pathetic"
Because your life is hollow and in need of technology to fill the gaping social hole, you'll no doubt be ordering one of these iPhone-inspired doormats as soon as you can tear your eyes away from it:
Just imagine the seconds of fun you'll have simply staring at its molded plastic contours, followed by the countless tales you'll regale of how visitors actually tried to open the door by sliding on it! Ah ha! Ah ha ha ha! You're the man, and you know it.