Talking phone gets nana in a right state
This has been doing the rounds, but always worth sharing on the off-chance you haven't seen it. Dr Emma Wilson wrote into the Guardian to say that her nana's mobile phone had turned her into a wreck.
The letter says that the mobile spoke to gran, and left her in a "state of physical and emotional collapse" after she gave it what-for with that potty mouth of hers.
All hail Nana Wilson and her dirty language.