Sit down for ten minutes and enjoy this new app
It must be the case that hundreds of thousands of millions of bored iPhone-owning humans spend their sit-down toilet time idly perusing stuff and nonsense on their handsets while answering the call of nature.
A quick straw poll carried out in BWHQ suggests that, erm, yes, that is indeed the case. It must be, otherwise why would this new app have ‘app’eared, that goes by the name of Poo Log?
The App Store blurb roars: “Finally! What every iPhone and iPod Touch has been waiting for – the Poo Log, a digital timer and journal for recording and studying the wondrous uniqueness of each bowel movement." Finally?
The app gives you the opportunity to record and analyse all aspects of your daily chopping-off-Bungle’s-fingers performance. Size, shape, consistency, timing; there’s room for it all. Throw in a quiz that’s all about shit itself, and at only 59p, it’s almost too good to be poo. Er, true. Sorry.