Now you can turn your dog's dirty doings into free stuff!
If this appeared on Dragon’s Den, it would probably get laughed straight back down the stairs. But as it’s a New York-based innovation, it appears to be being taken seriously. It’s Poopons – the app-based scheme that will allow you to make savings as a result of your collection of dog turds. Hooray!
It works like this – you get your hands on one of the special Poopon crap-collection bags that are located in dog-walking spots of the city. Then, once you’ve deposited your, erm, dog’s fresh deposit into the bag, the warmth of the poo will make a barcode appear on your bag. Scan the code into your smartphone and you’ll get some points, points that can be translated into money-off coupons. How utterly delightful. Here – learn more.
Don’t worry Bitterwalleteers – it’s just a parody, a silly old load of made-up pretendy. Although, to be honest, we’ve seen much in real life…