"NO PETS, NO SMOKERS, NO DSS, NO IPHONES"
Finding the perfect flatmate is always tricky - there are bound to be habits you both have that wind the other up. Owning an iPhone is apparently one of them, according to this post on Craigslist. Our friend will only take a room with you if you don't have an iPhone or iPad, and he'll be checking you're not trying to scam him, too. He's also insistent his future landlord is proficient at Starcraft 2. How long before he turns on you for watching the wrong television show, or expressing an interest in girls? A box in the gutter would be too good for this one: