Men wee sitting down so they can check their phone
A staggering QUARTER of men admit to sitting down on the toilet so they have their hands free to use their smartphones.
In a survey of 2000 people, three quarters of men and women also admitted to using their phone on the bog, with almost a third confessing that they’d answered the phone while they were dropping the kids off at the pool.
Mind you, if it sounds a bit unlikely, remember that this survey was carried out by Sony and O2, who are currently touting their new waterproof smartphone.
The water-resistant Xperia Z handset is being launched after the survey found 15% of people drop their mobile phone down the bog on a regular basis.
But if this is really true, and not just a lame way to make us buy a shiny new phone for no reason, bathroom telecommunications could actually change the way people work.
Plopping noises during conference calls, straining during important deals - all business will be conducted at Trump Towers. In fact, nobody has to get off the pan at all, not even Siralan Sugartits himself.
You’re Fired! *PARP*