It's official - Bitterwallet declares the end of the world
We like Apple, you know we do. Sometimes we get a little over-excited, but that's ok because so do plenty of our avid readers. Not today. Of course we've been talking about the iPhone 4, keeping you up-to-date with prices and tariffs and availability, but this morning the new handset is living up to its moniker of the Jesus phone, because people out there are acting as if it's the Second Coming. But it's not just queues outside the Apple Stores, either - we get them, because there's a sense of occasion - but queues outside third party suppliers on trading estates?
Android might be piling on the numbers, but it's Apple who are educating the mainstream consumers about the new generation of smartphones, and of course we're big fans, but IT'S ONLY A PHONE. Never thought we'd say that. If everyone stopped behaving like attention-deficient hyenas, there'd probably be stock availability before the end of 2015, by which time there'll be four newer models of iPhone that can fly, pass through walls and bend space-time, but still drop calls.
What makes it all worse is that today is also the today that this abomination reaches the iTunes App Store:
The greatest time vampire known to man, now on the iPhone. None of this will end well.
Image by [YFrog]