Irrefutable proof that Apple is far better than Microsoft. Fact.
You might love your PC and your Windows and your bloody Clippy, but admit it - Apple stuff is better and shinier. Alright? See, that didn't hurt. Further proof, if you needed it: Microsoft doesn't have coasters, and if even it did, we haven't seen them, and that must mean they're not real and so don't count anyway:
See? Another reason why Apple and the iPhone rule the universe and all should kneel at the feet of Jobs. Who are you calling a fanboy? Of course they're worth $60 plus shipping plus handling plus gullible tax. You idiot.