iPhones turning Japanese with warlord inspired covers

If you're struggling to waste enough money on your Jesus phone, your luck's in. The Japanese are slowly warming up to the iPhone, which means it's time to spunk whole mortgage payments up the walls on pointless paraphernalia. It all starts with these hand-made covers, which use gold dust as paint:

The Japaense Texture cases are said to to show how Japanese warlords from the Sengoku period would probably use their iPhones if they lived today. Balls. They'd be chopping off the hands of any idiot that parted with over £600 for one of these.

[CrunchGear] via Bitterwallet reader Tom


  • Martha F.
    The BMW/Audi crew already show other people how they use their iPhone by actually using it whilst driving. "Yeah, on my iPhone whilst driving my new 3 series, yeah, I am a nob"
  • Nobby
    2nd from left looks like the paint is bubbling off already. Too much heat from the battery? Or because they have been using the thiphone attachment http://www.bitterwallet.com/the-thiphone-if-we-catch-you-wearing-one-youre-barred/16755 ?
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. I can afford £600 for one of these covers, and i may get one to impress my friend when i put it on the counter of a local bar when going for a glass of wine.....it might even help me make a few more friends.
  • Martha F.
    Brian, your friends will think you're a twat, who drives a BMW/Audi and drinks wine in bars, get yourself a Vauxhall Viva, neck a couple of pints of bitter, start a fight with one of your mates then get yourself some chips 'n' gravy, after shagging some fit crack.

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