iPhones are better than Android phones - and that's a fact
Hats off to the PR company that whipped this ingenious piece of inflammatory linkbait, because it's worth an award. TechCrunch is reporting on a survey by MyPhoneDeals.co.uk that categorically proves the iPhone is better than an Android handset. FACT.
Actually, it doesn't quite say that. Not quite. According to the mobile comparison website, seven per cent of iPhone owners said they'd rather have an Android phone, whereas a whopping third of Android users admitted they'd prefer a Jesus phone.
Of course, that probably only proves that Apple are better at establishing brand identity through marketing, since few regular smartphone owners have bothered testing both operating systems and like-for-like handsets for functionality.
Also according to TechCrunch:
“Women were found to be particularly strong supporters of the iPhone, with nearly three quarters of those surveyed stating it was the most desirable model.”
So rather than the iPhone being the better phone, maybe Android handsets are a sign of a proper man? Let's go one step further and say the iPhone is a penis extension while owning Android proves you don't need to boast about the size of your schlong. These are the facts of the matter, insofar as we've extrapolated them from a third party reporting on a unscientific poll.