iPhone owners all skint and pretending to be something they're not
If you’re an iPhone owner, chances are that you’re constantly wiping sweat off it. Sweat that pours from your furrowed brow, from the stress and worry caused by the fact that you’re up to your eyes in DEBT.
Or at least that’s the findings of a new YouGov survey which claims that someone’s salary and financial circumstances can be linked to the phone that they own. If you own an Android-powered phone or a BlackBerry, you are more likely to be earning more than your hovel-dwelling iPhone-brandishing counterparts.
BlackBerry owners are the richest amongst us all, with 10% of them earning more than £50,000 in a year – only 5% of iPhone owners make that amount and one in five users of the Apple Jesus Phone say that their main bank account is always overdrawn.
28% of respondicators to the poll said that they own an Android phone, compared to 26% who are iPhone users, which surely makes Android the winner.
What have we learned from this? That all iPhone owners are flash little twerps who don’t actually have the fiscal substance to be able to back up what they imagine to be a luxury lifestyle. As ever, we welcome your comments – unless they’re idiotic and poorly delivered.