Guru tosh - O2 educates the stupid masses about WiFi
Good news! You're a guru! Yes you are! In fact, anybody who can work the basic settings of a smartphone is a guru! Props!
But what does this mean, dear reader? What treasures await you, now you've reached this lofty plateau of enlightenment and omnipotence? Well, there's quite a good chance O2 will give you a t-shirt with your name on. And a job! Yessum!
Take a look at O2's new Guru TV channel on YouTube, and you won't be too staggered to learn what passes for master intelligence in mobile phone circles. O2 are carpet-bombing their customers with emails about these new videos, in the desperate hope they'll migrate to WiFi while at home and stop causing their 3G network to fall over. Fair enough. But guru? If you have to tell people you're a guru, chances are you're not one at all (this applies equally to social media gurus). And if this guy is a guru, the world is surely doomed:
Thanks to avid Bitterwallet reader Paul