Exclusive first look at new iPhone release*

Look out for the sensational i-Wood; designed for those people who are sick to death of their wanker friends banging on about their iPhones:

Apps available on the i-Wood include Know-It-All ("remind your friends how fun it used to be to actually know things instead of constantly referring to an electronic device") and Boring (Others: “Hey I can connect at 3G speeds” You: “I am bored by the sound of your voice. You are boring. Do you know that?”).

Discover more about the i-Wood applications available here, and if you've reached the point of wanting to stab iPhone users in the face with cutlery, you can buy your very own.

* not an exclusive in any way shape or form; not a real iPhone

[i-Wood] via [Boing Boing]


  • acecatcher3
    i dont know if ive ever said this on bitterwallet, but i love me iphone
  • MrT
    LOL that's even more 'iPoverty' than the black iPhone...
  • Mr. R.
    What about a pPhone? A special hand held device which holds one's willy while taking a piss.
  • MinstrelMan
    one of the very rare occasions where you could use the term "Got Wood" in a legitimate marketing campaign
  • johnny
  • BingoB
    'System Requirements Computer with a 1.21 Gigawatt Flux Capacitor'
  • Ian
    I wasted 1 minute of my life reading that. The most pointless article I have ever read.
  • dOm
    And you just wasted more time writing that response, I wasted time reading it, and I wasted time writing this reply, which will waste time for people who read it!
  • Ian
    Stop wasting my time.
  • James
    It took you 1 entire minute to read all of that Ian???? You dumb fuck!!
  • kungfu
    nowt more boring than people who bang on about how boring i-phones are imo
  • Ian
    Took me 5 seconds, but I rounded up to the nearest minute.

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