Exclusive first look at new iPhone release*
Look out for the sensational i-Wood; designed for those people who are sick to death of their wanker friends banging on about their iPhones:
Apps available on the i-Wood include Know-It-All ("remind your friends how fun it used to be to actually know things instead of constantly referring to an electronic device") and Boring (Others: “Hey I can connect at 3G speeds” You: “I am bored by the sound of your voice. You are boring. Do you know that?”).
* not an exclusive in any way shape or form; not a real iPhone