Drink! Girls! Feck! It's Christmas time at phones4u
Christmas time! Mistletoe and wine! Children singing Christian rhyme! Plus trussed up turkeys and an arseholed, trouserless Santa pissing all over the floor after too many cans of lager. It's this heartwarming vision of Christmas that phones4u want to greet their customers with when you visit their website:
Father Christmas has even found time for a tab, and are those fishnets he's wearing? It says quality, service and choice, right there. Well done, phones4u.
[The Register] thanks to Bitterwallet reader Mark