Destroying civilisation as we know it – there’s a hack for that.
Here’s today’s Apple news. Jailbreak your iPhone and Apple reckon you’re opening the floodgates to cyber-attacking hackers, drug dealers, rampaging crackheads, illegal immigrants, headshrinkers, shapeshifters, gay wizards, The Swine Flu, Lloyd Cole & The Commotions, OJ Simpson, the handlebar mustache, another musical by Eric Idle and the abolition of the fifth gear in the motor car.
Actually, it’s just the cyber-attacking hackers and drug dealers but such is the rabid, random and paranoid madness that fills Apple’s latest statement on jailbreaking that you’d think using easily-found software to make your phone better was akin to opening Pandora’s Box.
Bunch of pricks.