COMPETITION! Win the brand new... AirPhone No. 4!
The iPhone 4. Everyone wants one. Well, most people want one. Well, some people. Unfortunately, Bitterwallet simply can't find a way to lay our hands on 200 of them to give away, so we've had to resort to the next best thing - the AirPhone No. 4. No, that's not a typo. Look with your eyes, man:
See, it's nothing like an iPhone 4 - it's a got a giant parrot toucan (apologies, exotic bird lovers) on the screen. Have a read of the spec on Honesty Wholesale's website - "a window to show all our products privilege, to guide you order wholesale products from China" - and we think you'll be moist for it in record time. That's why we're going to push the boat out and stump up $91.85 for one and give it away! To you! Perhaps!
To stand a chance of winning this advanced technology (and were defining "advanced technology" in this instance as Twiki in Buck Rogers) is complete the following question in ten words or less:
"Martin Lewis's hairline on his MSE.com headshot looks substantially fuller than during his numerous TV appearances because..."
Leave your answer in the comments before 5pm this Friday, after which we'll pick one at random and may bother to order the thing. No promises, mind. If we do, in return you have to provide a full and honest review of the Air Phone No. 4, although to stress the point again, we may not bother. Cheers.