Bus driver wees on his own bus
It’s Friday, so let’s all watch a video of a bus driver urinating! Yes, the anonymous Arriva employee - who by the end of the day will probably be a highly-paid celebrity eating kangaroo eyeballs in the jungle with Brian Capron – was caught short and on camera, weeing on his own bus.
Passer-by Johnson Rotimi, 24, was walking down the street when he saw the driver of the empty W3 bus in Hornsey, North London doing a piddle.
‘I was shocked. I've never seen anything like it.’ Said Johnson.
(REALLY? NOT EVEN WHEN YOU GO TO THE TOILET?)
He was so SHOCKED he started taking copious smartphone footage of the driver without his permission, and then went to great lengths to sell it to the newspapers. The footage shows the driver zipping up his flies and – quite understandably - giving Johnson the middle finger.
While it’s not cool to pee on your own bus, (or take videos of random people and sell them to the papers), it does make you wonder whether the driver was in a desperate situation and had no other option. However, Arriva was not happy.
‘This is not the sort of behaviour we expect from our drivers. A copy of the video will be passed to the management team in order to identify the driver and take the necessary action.’
Like give him a bucket? Or a scheduled toilet break?