Wine to be become more expensive thanks to stupid grape vendors
Wine (hashish for Tories) is about to get more expensive, which is terrible news for people who prefer boozing to talking about their stifling, miserable, lonely lives. A bottle of plonk could be a whole quid dearer in the new year, thanks to a poor harvest of grapes this summer.
This means, those of you who went for the second cheapest wine, could be begrudgingly spending something in the region of the wines you once refuted for being slightly too pricey.
Those hardest hit were the Argentinians, as well as the French and the Italians. It seems the lousy weather was too wet for decent wine grapes, to the point where the International Organisation of Vine and Wine noted that global production was at its lowest in over 30 years!
This will lead us to an average price of £6 per bottle.
"I would expect to see significant price inflation at entry price points,' said Majestic Wine boss Steve Lewis. "The price of a bottle of pinot grigio could go up by between 50p and £1 come February/March."
Fill your boots this Christmas and New Year because, in 2013, we'll all be downing cans of Ace and trying to get pissed on Wine Gums.
TOPICS: High Street News