Why pay for beer when you can try swapping it for an alligator?
Us idiots have been walking into shops and trying to swap money in exchange for goods. What we should've been doing is following this vanguard in Miami who walked into a convenience store to buy a 12-pack of beer in exchange for a live alligator.
Of course, the problem with forward thinkers is that people can be frightened of change and sadly for alligator man, the shop in Miami refused to accept the creature as payment.
The customer was later charged by the police with possessing, illegally taking and attempting to sell an alligator.
The creature has been released back into the wild with a cool story to tell mates.