Who wants to watch people fighting in a Tesco?
Shopping in Tesco can be a frustrating experience at the best of times, but have you ever descended into a full on brawl, going wild in the aisles?
Well, that's what happened in a branch in London, and handily for you, someone thought "WORLDSTAR!" and filmed the whole thing, even going as far as to do certain bits of it in super slo-mo, for that truly cinematic experience.
The video shows three men and a little lady weighing in on each other, and other people are on-hand to try and stop the absolute nonsense, including a security guard who shouts at them like he's had enough, and not paid enough.
The Metropolitan Police did confirm that they were called to the Woolwich branch of the Tesco Extra some time around 1.25am on Saturday.
Everyone involved was spoken to, but no arrests were made. Presumably, the police have more pressing concerns and bigger fights to deal with at that time of the weekend.
A Tesco spokesman said: "Our colleagues called the police as soon as they were aware of the incident. They are now working with the police to help with their investigations."
Every little yelps.