There's pussy galore at your IKEA store

10 September 2010

Attention IKEA shoppers in Wembley; bonkers marketing gurus have been let loose with your store, and handed it over to cats for no good reason whatsoever.

If you want to thank somebody for imported flat-pack furniture costing roughly the same price as the proper stuff, you can thank Tim and Freddy - the "creative team" behind this bobbins:

It's like the Matrix, except with even less of a plot:

"I guess we thought, let's do an experiment - let's release 100 cats... and see what happens."

And?

"It's a great idea, but the whole point of the idea is interesting."

And that point would be?

"With that amount of cats, it's unpredictable, and that's why were doing it."

Unpredictable? Were they thinking that so many cats would form some sort of coalition government, develop perpetual motion or learn to talk? I'd have expected them to go to sleep, dick about a bit, climb everywhere then go to sleep again, no?

Tim and Freddy - stop pretending there ever was a point, other than to make third-rate blogs like this cut and paste your work, you hipster shithouses. But if you fancy bunging us some of your six-figure wages this way so we can buy a hairy, piss-soaked sofa from Bargain Corner, we won't say no.

TOPICS:   High Street News

13 comments

  • 10:30:61
    pointless and the dint on admins car was me
  • [email protected]
    The advert makes me want to punch every smug fucker in it - including cats - square in the face. Wankers.
  • deb8z
    Ewww hope they didn't leave their scent on the furniture!
  • Guybrush T.
    Including footage of the world cat throwing championships too. Everything in IKEA looks like that because there IS enough room to swing a cat.
  • Comecon
    And why not also see what happens when 50 dogs are left to roam the store at the same time - at the very least, the video would have been much more entertaining - that or a load of Chinese restaurant entrepreneurs...
  • Paul C.
    Cats are cunts. End of.
  • darkspark
    \yawn
  • Binmilk
    "But if you fancy bunging us some of your six-figure wages this way so we can by a hairy, piss-soaked sofa from Bargain Counter, we won’t say no." Terrible spelling.
  • Nobby
    It's a shame they don't open the store with the cats in. I'd enjoy it more when cats are in there.
  • Know I.
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  • Touchwood
    What a bunch of tossers
  • Commercial B.
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  • Wallet C.
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