Tesco and customer write poems to each other
Tesco and a customer have been flirting with each other in the most nauseating way imaginable - by writing poems to one another.
That's right, a pair of Charlies wrote to Tesco's Sir Richard Broadbent with a poem about salted popcorn and how their local branch had no plans to restock it.
Tesco replied with a poem and a £10 voucher while the rest of us vomited up everything we've got (save for the saps who will inevitably say 'Ooooh stop complaining - it is just a bit of fun!'. They'll be the first against the wall come the revolution).