Pip pip! Burger King panicked by fruity fries
It's bad enough that Burger King are serving up deep fried apple to the Spanish - seemingly there's no reason you can't simultaneously enjoy one of your five-a-day and high cholesterol. Maybe. But who let the work placement girl with ten thumbs lose on Photoshop? Or are BK and their advertising agency so anxious that the customer might freak the fuck out at the sight of the ugly, non-fleshy pips that they'll shop elsewhere for their fruit sides? It's an apple. Now man the fuck up.