New range of stuffed toys need love, understanding and Valium
Bitterwallet’s in-house child-rearing experts reckon that it’s good for kids to have toys that they can relate to, so that their play can reflect the lives that they live from day to day.
But what if the kids in question are being raised by depressed or paranoid parents? A quick straw poll held here in the BW HQ showed that 100% per cent of parents would describe themselves as either ‘depressed’ or ‘really fucking depressed’. Not good.
Thankfully, here comes a range of stuffed animal toys that each suffer from a different psychiatric illness. Hailing from Germany, the line-up includes Dub the turtle with severe depression, Sly the snake who suffers from terrifying hallucinations, Dolly the sheep with a multiple personality disorder and a crocodile with an irrational fear of water.
An unshaven fox clutching a bottle of whisky would be a nice addition though, wouldn't it?