HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 28th October

hukd_logob1 Whenever we imagine the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to think of a toy fanatic with a penchant for plastic vampire teeth and no sense of style when it comes to choosing duvets.

Yes, we know. That’s you down to a tee. So we made this bit for you, with bargains from HotUKDeals that you’ll love.

he-manThe big one over on HotUKDeals today is a heads-up for a half price toy sale that starts tomorrow morning at Sainsburys. They ran a similar offer last year and customers caused over £4 million worth of damage while fighting to get to the bargains. Which of course is a lie.

You can stock up on what are expected to be the big sellers this Christmas – including dolls like Action Man, Barbie, The Real Katie Price and Shitting Jim. Then there’s board games like Cluedo, Monopoly, Pardon My French and Bullet Town. Don’t forget the TV spin offs too – Rory The Racing Car, Dora The Explorer, Magic Fanny and The Edinburgh Sisters.

513674Take a look at the duvet and pillow set in the picture to your left (or to your right if you're reading this upside down). Do you think it’s vulgar? Mmm, you could be right. But look at it again and imagine it only costing £2.49 for its king size incarnation.

Still think it’s vulgar? You do? Surely it would suffice for a guest room? You know, if you don’t want anyone to stay over. Or maybe a gift for that certain someone who makes your flesh creep. Ah well, it’s £1.24 and £1.74 for single and double sizes. You know you want it really.

512859Finally today we’ve got an essential purchase as we teeter on the brink of Halloween – a set of plastic vampire teeth, needlessly harvested from the mouths of millions of slain plastic vampires.

These things go on the black market for as much as 50p each but right now you can get a set for the nearly ridiculous price of only 3p. Postage is £5.50 but you can collect in store for free. “I’m here to collect my 3p set of plastic teeth.” “Riiiighht….”

(deals found by HUKD members NeilGranger, holly100 and Del Boi)

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