HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 17th December

17 December 2008

Imagine, if you will, that you’re Guy Ritchie. Your next hit film, “It's A Right Royal Cockney Barrel Of Monkeys” is in the can and is a surefire hit. Plus, you’ve sorted out your divorce deal with the wife and you’re copping a cool £50 million.

But what should you start spending it on? Guy, you genuine working class barrow boy geezer-made-good, get your wallet out and let HotUKDeals be your guide…

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Guy Ritchie? For us, it’s the words ‘complete tool’ – and lucky for him, he can spend a tiny fraction of his fresh fortune on a complete tool kit, available for just £15.67 plus delivery.

It’s got a vast array of implements that someone might need if they were going to say, make a lifelike rag doll model of their ex-wife on which to practice torture scenes to be incorporated into an upcoming movie. Cool!
(deal found by rizla01)

If Guy is looking for inspiration for his next filmular project, he can get some uber-cheap DVDs with the help of a voucher found inside various Nestle’s cereal packets.

They’ll help him get DVDs of modern classics such as Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, Spiderman 3, Nanny Mcphee and Racing Stripes for just a pound! Yes, it’s true! Guy’s settlement will last him a thousand lifetimes if he carries on making savings like this!
(deal found by carol123)

Maybe he should up the ante and splash a bit more of the cash – as of this morning there’s ANOTHER sale in Debenhams – on top of the sale or three that we believe are already ongoing.

Guy can stock up on the kind of designer clobber that real geezers like to wear – Duffer Of St. George, Red Herring, Snotrag, Bob’s Your Tailor, labels like that. Maybe he’ll wear some of it to the premiere of “It's A Right Royal Cockney Barrel Of Monkeys” – preview below…
(deal found by trokey81)

TOPICS:   High Street News   Technology

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