HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 23rd September
As we’re sure you’re aware if you ingest the news every day, the popular Radio One FM DJ Chris Moyles is in the midst of some fiscal trauma at the moment. Accordingly, today’s Deals Of The Day have all been carefully selected with Mr. Moyles in mind.
Let’s hope the fat bastard remembers to thank HotUKDeals next time he’s doing a 45-minute rant because he’s been made to wait a while for £100k of his £600k annual salary.
The roly-poly breakfast jock threw his toys right out of the pram yesterday morning while crying poverty instead of entertaining his millions of listeners, almost all of whom earn less in a year than Moyles earns in a month.
Once he’s finally been paid, the blubbery funnyman can restock his pram with half price toys from an ongoing online sale. Megablocks, Peppa Pig, Barbie and Thomas The Tank Engine are among some of the brands that are reduced.
If the slight delay in being paid tens of thousands of pounds wasn’t bad enough, Moyles is also allegedly sleeping on a friend’s couch after splitting up with his girlfriend. It’s a hard life for him at the moment, that’s for sure.
We hope that once Moyles has been paid, he’ll thank his friend by taking him out for a slap-up meal. For only £9.99, he’ll be able to get two meals and two drinks, a fantastic offer that won’t damage the blubbery mouthpiece’s wallet too much.
If that kind of money is out of Moyles’ league at the moment, there’s another way he can retain his ample frame without dipping into too much of the vast sum of money that he is waiting for from the BBC.
If he looks down the back of the sofa, he might be able to find the total of £1.74 – that will buy him a 400g block of Cathedral City mature cheddar. Dig if you will a picture of the fat-headed blow-hard gnawing away on it all, sitting in his vest and pants, growing increasingly angry about the fact that he has to be slightly less rich for a bit. The twat.
(deals found by HUKD members osullivan1986, jamesWHUFC and nicster08)