HotUKDeals Of The Day - Friday 24th July
Oh dear. What started as a friendly ribbing between Andy and one of the writers of new HUKD blog Dealspwn, has resulted in a visit to A&E. So while Andy has his shoulder re-located I'm left to dish out today's deals, courtesy of the Hot UK Deals mothership.
With Andy's tragic defeat in mind, we're combining the deals with a lesson in old school pub fighting.
First, you need to get roaringly drunk to the point where you're convinced you can fight a tiger with your shirt off. That's where Tesco come in, with 15 x 440ml cans of Carling for just £7.
Customers are limited to three packs each, but that's more than enough to get you arseholed and thinking you're Tyler Durden.
Next, you need to learn how to fight. Proper fighting mind, none of that kung fu shit from the Roger Moore era of Bond. Assuming you haven't slipped into a beer-induced coma, settle back on the sofa with a man-sized bag of Minstrels and the final chilled four-pack of Captain Carling and learn what it means fight like a man. There's fights galore and bullets too in Lucky Number Slevin on DVD for £1.95 and free P+P.
It stars Josh Harnett, Ben Kingsley, Bruce Willis and plenty of other hard knocks who could easily chew your legs clean off your pelvis.
Finally, you need to dress like you mean business - nobody wants their bowels kicked out by a tramp. House of Fraser have an End of Sale promotion with Buy One Get One Free on selected sale items and brands.
(deals found by HotUKDeals members zeppee, andywedge and juliet_bravo)