Foetus necklace... just in time for mother's day
You know what you need around your stupid, stupid neck? No, apart from a noose. That's right! You need a foetus!
Yup, this ceramic not-yet-a-human could dangle lovingly beneath your neck and perhaps serve as a painful reminder of the child you had that made every second of your life an absolute misery.
You can fondly look back on a time when they were in the womb as opposed to slouching and tutting all over your house, making a mess and bleeding you for every penny you earn before shitting in your lunchbox.
This piece can be bought from Etsy (where all the deranged artisans seem to hang out) and is described by the vendor as being "a ceramic fetus pendant thing that I made," before adding "you don't even have to use it as a necklace, do what you will with it! <3 <3 <3"