Ever wanted to buy a dead body? Now you can!
Are you tired of trying to find body parts to buy online? Do you keep scouring eBay in the hope that, one day, you'll land a plush lot involving a cooler box full of kidneys and a jiffy bag with a tiny withered head in it?
Well, worry no more because German anatomist Gunther von Hagens is selling off bits of corpses from a mail-order service. Vampires and werewolves will be thrilled as these are effectively pork-scratchings to them. These aren't just snacks for cannibals though as he's also selling off bits of dead animals too.
Gunther von Hagens, of course, invented 'plastination' in which removes all the fluids from a cadaver and replaces them with hardened silicon, allowing body parts to be preserved forever.
Now he's opened a shop which can see you, dear consumer, able to buy a cross section of a fish for €600 (£507) or a bit of human head for €1,500. These objects can be posted out around the world, which will surely anger all manner of people and creep the shit out of your hungover postie.
Rumour has it that one Bitterwallet writer has already bought a face from the shop so he can disguise himself for pranks on a camping trip this week.