Dangerous dolls and other plastic toys

16 January 2013

a dangerous doll, yesterday

Have you ever heard of phthalates? A potentially dangerous chemical that can cause cancer, deformities in unborn babies and infertility in men? Well you should have. It is dangerous.

Phthalates are used to soften plastics, and should be kept away from people who don’t want cancer, unborn children and fertile men. They should also not be given to children to play with.

However, dolls containing the poisonous chemical have been found on sale in shops in the West Midlands. The dolls have been imported from China, and photographs of the dolls, some of which have fruit shaped heads, can be found here.

Sandwell Trading Standards have advised that dolls should always have a CE markig to prove it meets EU safety regulations.

But dolls are not the only toys that could suffer from phthalates. Anyone who was watching Em and Lo last night will know that adults should also ensure their toys are phthalate free. Take this cheeky number from Ann Summers. Not only is it on sale, it is also totally phthalate free, meaning you can slap and tickle “harder and for longer”. Good job, when we are talking about proximity to fertile men and inborn children eh?

However, in even more distressing news, there are no such reassuring claims on the rampant rabbits.

TOPICS:   High Street News

6 comments

  • jokester
    "Phthalates are used to soften plastics, and should be kept away from people who don’t want cancer, unborn children and fertile men." Um......... what? So people who want to be pregnant, or like their man to be able to have children should use shitloads of Phthalates?
  • Mr M.
    And the Chinese would never just add a CE mark without complying...
  • terry
    I thought it meant someone who collects stamps
  • OoOoooH Y.
    Dangerous dolls and other plastic toys.... Fuck! thought someone had found churchalls's stash of sex aids
  • Issac M.
    "Sandwell Trading Standards have advised that dolls should always have a CE markig to prove it meets EU safety regulations" And then went on to say that their advice was actually sack of shit - "However, some have fake CE labelling on them".
  • badger
    Slight problem: manufacturers can self-certificate. If they believe their product complies with all the regulations required for a CE mark, they can mark their products with it. Yes they can.

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