Commercial Break: This Kerry's Disgusting
Research has shown that the public prefer to see stars such as Lewis Hamilton, Twiggy and Gary Lineker in TV ads as opposed to 'people' like Kerry Katona.
Seems they want winners, achievers, people with dignity and grace. Not porky drunks who gladly let the cameras come along every time they go off for another tit expansion/reduction.
Well, who’dve thunk it? Here’s Katona’s latest Iceland ad, where she pedals such disgusting-sounding treats as duck and vegetable boats and beef and pepperoni kebabs to fellow z-listers Jason Donovan and That Nolan Woman. Hang on, I love duck, beef and pepperoni – so why does this ad make me want to hurl straight up my own sleeve?