Co-op - now sitting on shoplifter's faces
It probably says something about Bitterwallet that we think this all seems very dirty, and that we've got mucky minds... but at a Co-op, a shoplifter got his face sat on by a member of staff.
Those who went to the store in Stroud over the weekend, may well have been greeted with the sight of a man sitting on a teenagers' face. Enough to put you off your microwave meal.
Thankfully, someone was on-hand to get a photo.
The 15-year-old was trying to nick some booze, but sadly for him and his pals who were probably waiting around the corner, he got caught. Then someone sat on his face.
Witnesses Manford Ruaz said: "I walked in and saw what had happened. It was really weird. I walked through the doors and there was this big bloke sat on this kid."
"It was a big bloke sat on this kid with his butt on his face. I have definitely never seen anything like it before. It was a shock."
A police spokesperson said: "Police were called at 8.20pm on Saturday October 17 to incident in a supermarket in Slad Road, Stroud."
"A 15-year-old youth had twice entered the supermarket that evening picking up some wine and beer. He then left the store without making any attempt to pay for the items on both occasions. On the third occasion the youth entered store, he again attempted to walk out with some alcohol but was apprehended by a store employee."
Obviously, the kid has been banned from the shop and ordered to pay for the goods. The thing that will really haunt him is the smell of some bloke's crack right on his chin. The long arse of the law, in action right there. Lovely job.