Clump of hair found in Iceland beef
Imagine buying some minced beef from Iceland, opening it up and finding a great clump of hair in it. It'd look like Donald Trump's bumhole wouldn't it? Did you know Donald combs his hair up from his arse, all the way up his back and over his head? That's how he achieves his 'look'.
Anyway, we're talking about Iceland beef here, not Trump.
A mother called Trudy Stock (great, sturdy name) in Gosport, Hampshire said she found the offending clump after her seven-year-old daughter - Shani - found it, as they prepared their tea of £3 mince.
Stock said: "It's completely traumatised [Shani] now. She was in bucket of tears. She was enjoying it until she found that and burst out crying."
Is there anything worse than finding yourself in a bucket of tears, especially when you've been chewing a knot of weird hair? Welcome to the world of Donald Trump's sexual partners then.