Burger King boss thinks English women are ugly
Burger King restaurants are so achingly friendly that it feels like someone is trying to give you a reacharound while you're ordering a slab of greasy cow corpse. "HAVE IT YOUR WAY!" and "WE'RE ALWAYS SAD TO SEE YOU GO" adorns the walls of BK.
They must be our friends then, eh?
Not quite. See, the chief executive of Burger King - Bernardo Hees - has described English women as ugly and our food as "terrible". That'd be a man who sells burgers trying to demean other food there.
Bernardo Hees was addressing students in Chicago and recalled his time studying at the University of Warwick. He said: "The food is terrible and the women are not very attractive." If that's true, it is because our women eat way too many of his beef products that contain half of a woman's recommended daily calorie intake. Basically, it's all his fault. Kinda.
Of course, Burger King were quick to apologise, saying: "Mr Hees apologises if his comment has offended anyone. It was intended as a humorous anecdote to connect with his audience."