Aldi sell depressing Easter chocolate
Easter is sad enough when you think about Jesus H. Chipolata getting nailed to a tree in the sun. Not to mention the giant rabbits forced to crap out massive eggs for our entertainment. And to compound our sadness, Aldi have decided to sell chocolate which will give you an Existential crisis over Easter.
"Aldi inadvertently stumble upon world's saddest chocolate name," says Bitterwallet fanclub member #00298 Joe Saunders who spotted this.