25p for oysters at Morrisons

8 February 2016

oyster Do you like eating seafood? Are you fond of swallowing what feels like a powerfully thick greenie from what is basically a stone?

Well, you might be into oysters and, Morrisons have them on sale for a paltry 25p, each!

They're flogging these British Pacific Oysters in the build-up to Valentine's Day, because they're an aphrodisiac. A lot of people have never tried them because they can be very expensive, and Morrisons clearly want you to give them a go.

A lot of people haven't tried them because they look minging.

Of course, if you were to buy oysters at a restaurant or something like that, they'd be considerably more expensive, so if you're curious, this is a great time to try them. And seeing as most supermarkets don't sell oysters, Morrisons could be onto a winner.

Naturally, if you're having them for the first time, you'll find out how difficult it is to get into the bloody things, and any sexy feelings you may have had, will be lost as you spend 10 minutes swearing at an oyster while jimmying it open.

Anyway, check your local Morrisons if this sounds like your thing.

TOPICS:   High Street News   Supermarket

1 comment

  • Marvin
    Good luck finding any- they will have about 4 for sale every day, along side 8 different types of salmon, and 6 different types of cod. This country really is depressingly shit for seafood.

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