World's bacon obsession can finally end... badly

Here at Bitterwallet, we’re always keen to keep you bang up to date with the latest ‘sizzling’ bacon news but we think we might have finally scraped the bottom of the trough with this one. It’s… Baconlube.

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It started off as an April Fool’s joke on some far-flung website somewhere but then went viral. The people behind the prank were bombarded with ‘where can we get some?’ type items of correspondence until they buckled and starting putting the stuff into production. For a limited time only, thankfully.

Enjoy your porking.


  • zeddy
    He wants to pork her.
  • Tweedskin
    Damnit! I wait all my life for Baconlube am now I'm going out with a vegetarian. Missed opportunity. Mind you, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Like a pig in shit....."
  • Dick
    It is cheaper and more environmentally friendly to make you own - and you can be sure it is genuine. Just pour the remnants in your frying pan after frying bacon into an old jam jar and keep it next to the bed. Not only is it great lube, but it makes your room smell nice too.
  • Masques
    How disgusting ... but the pig mask from the advertising looks good.
  • Wonky H.
    It's sure to attract plenty of foxes.
  • John b.
    Gives a whole new meaning to cracking the fat
  • Deliverance
    Squeal like a pig. *Weeeee*
  • catweazle
    Ahhh, takes me back to my greasy pig wrestling days.
  • qwertyuiop
    I'm surprised Victoria Beckham put herself forward for this!
  • Mike H.
    I use bacon fat anyway, can't see the need.

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