The best worst fast food - would you put it in your mouth?
America, you may think bigger is better, but this is a poor show. Piling a lot of fast food onto a pizza base to make the most unhealthy übermeal ever? Sure you may have racked up over 5,000 calories and nearly 300 grams of fat, but where's the style, the finesse? Where's the thought and attention to detail, such as that shown when we constructed the Bitterwallet Big Breakfast Sundae?
We can do better. We will do better. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday - Bitterwallet is tooling up to blow your heart clean out your face, America.
That said, I'd probably have me a piece of that.