Mystics - now available on the NHS?

17 April 2014

In Manchester, the backs of bus tickets usually have adverts for fast food joints and companies offering to help you put a claim in if you've had an accident.

Now, according to the back of a Stagecoach ticket found by ShowBody, you can now get mystics on the NHS. As you can see in the picture below, 'Mystic Eli's Nation Reiki Distance Healing & Drug Rehabilitation' is available to people at the NHS Corkland Road Medical Practice in leafy Chorlton.

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The advert also says "always the real thing" as well as "your trusted psychic", which is funny, because we didn't know the NHS was dealing in things like witchcraft, talking to ghosts and other completely made-up things.

TOPICS:   Health

5 comments

  • Grammar N.
    I think that is just the name of the medical practice building. She probably just hires a room there.
  • George O.
    There is a lot more doctors can do to financially support their practice and pensions, than claiming NHS tax benefits from the state. Mystic Eli, must be a conservative, to think up, a genius plan of action, than the fat cat NHS Doctors who cash into the poor vulnerable public pursue. Do you honestly benefit from 20 mins of another pharmaceutical concoctions for years ? We need to think about climate change and our actions that affect the environment with the recent floods in the UK. I believe The Royal London Hospital for Integrated Medicine (RLHIM) is doing the public a great service too.
  • George O.
    There is a lot more doctors can do to financially support their practice and pensions, than claiming NHS tax benefits from the state. Mystic Eli, must be a conservative, to think up, a genius plan of action, than the fat cat NHS Doctors who cash into the poor vulnerable public pursue. Do you honestly benefit from 20 mins consultation, than your doctor just writes out another pharmaceutical concoctions that you have to take for years ? We need to think about climate change and our actions that affect the environment with the recent floods in the UK. I believe The Royal London Hospital for Integrated Medicine (RLHIM) is doing the public a great service too.
  • Wowzer
    Well her website is a whole bucket full of crazy. Scared to think what reiki water sanitation is, or rather scared to think that there are people out there who think their mystic healing powers can clean water....
  • Ed M.
    Mystic Eli has had the adverts printed on the back of bus tickets in Manchester that appear to suggest she is linked to the Corkland Road Medical Practice in Chorlton. The adverts include a premium rate telephone number inviting people to call Mystic Eli for ‘reiki distance healing and drug rehabilitation’.

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