Mystics - now available on the NHS?
In Manchester, the backs of bus tickets usually have adverts for fast food joints and companies offering to help you put a claim in if you've had an accident.
Now, according to the back of a Stagecoach ticket found by ShowBody, you can now get mystics on the NHS. As you can see in the picture below, 'Mystic Eli's Nation Reiki Distance Healing & Drug Rehabilitation' is available to people at the NHS Corkland Road Medical Practice in leafy Chorlton.
The advert also says "always the real thing" as well as "your trusted psychic", which is funny, because we didn't know the NHS was dealing in things like witchcraft, talking to ghosts and other completely made-up things.