Burger King extends delivery, for lazy bums!

23 February 2016

burger king We told you about Burger King doing delivery, and it was a bit underwhelming because it wasn't in many places.

Well, BK obviously got a lot of good press out of this news, because we're a nation of gloriously lazy swine. With that, they've added more of their restaurants so we can have youths who smell like Lynx deodorant, turning up at our houses with bags of grease! Hurray!

This is great news for those of us who have regular hangovers, and even better news for those of you who smoke a lot of weed.

Anyway, if you're interested, here's the full list of all of Burger King's branches that are participating in the new delivery service:

Meadow Lane, Nottingham
Winwick
St Michaels, Coventry
Burton-on-Trent
Enfield
Bury
Holborn
Barnstaple
Kensington
Feltham
Harlesden
Grays
Derby
Liverpool
Peckham
Twickenham
Leicester
Manchester
Whitechapel
Kings Cross
Bangor
Stratford
Margate
Leyton
Basildon
Coventry
Wakefield
Queensway, London
Folkestone
Corby
Park Royal
Hornchurch
Truro
Romford
Banbury
Bury St Edmunds
Northampton
Hull
Gants Hill, Ilford
Yeading, Hayes
Tyburn, Birmingham
Henley, Coventry

Now, if McDonald's could start their own delivery services, and make sure they're doing it during the breakfast run (the breakfast, which should be an all-day option already), that'd be just great.

TOPICS:   Health   High Street News

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