Burger King extends delivery, for lazy bums!
We told you about Burger King doing delivery, and it was a bit underwhelming because it wasn't in many places.
Well, BK obviously got a lot of good press out of this news, because we're a nation of gloriously lazy swine. With that, they've added more of their restaurants so we can have youths who smell like Lynx deodorant, turning up at our houses with bags of grease! Hurray!
This is great news for those of us who have regular hangovers, and even better news for those of you who smoke a lot of weed.
Anyway, if you're interested, here's the full list of all of Burger King's branches that are participating in the new delivery service:
Meadow Lane, Nottingham
St Michaels, Coventry
Bury St Edmunds
Gants Hill, Ilford
Now, if McDonald's could start their own delivery services, and make sure they're doing it during the breakfast run (the breakfast, which should be an all-day option already), that'd be just great.