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Are Quality Street smaller than they used to be?

The internet is unhappy, and it is unhappy about the size of chocolate. We all know this is a hot topic (not to be confused with a hot, melted Topic), which has seen those notoriously nice people at Nestle hitting back. A young lady called Charlotte Stacey Hook‎ posted a photo on Facebook of Quality Street…

Tesco store riddled with dirt and old ham

Tesco in Slough is filthy, and not in a good way. Customer Sylvia Tyler was browsing in the Slough branch of the store when she found that the shelves were covered in grime, crumbs and general detritus. When she asked the manager why they were in such a grotty state, she was told that the…

Men, you so fat you need an XXXXXL from Debenhams

Men are getting bigger, taller and increasingly in need of tent sized structures to cover their manly frames. According to Debenhams, demand for larger sized menswear has increased by 126% in the last few years. But apparently it’s not JUST because men are becoming sedentary corpulent chubbers who sit on their man sized asses eating…

Bacon: The champion of British snacks

Snacks are better than proper meals. The only thing better than snacks is when you supersize them into meal sized portions. Basically, the only thing better than a bacon butty is five bacon butties. And the might bacon sandwich just so happens to be the favourite snack of the British after it came first in…

Now big fat bloaters can ride the Nemesis at Thorpe Park

Today is a red letter day for the likes of James Corden, Jo Brand, the late Bernard Manning and other notorious roly-poly thrillseekers. That’s because leading theme park Thorpe Park has fitted super-sized seats to their Nemesis ride in order to let corpulent bloaters get their kicks as well as those of us who haven’t…

Behold! The greatest bacon sandwich in the universe!

Our love affair with bacon continues unabated. We've just booked flights to Michigan, where we'll be heading straight to Tony's I-75 on arrival. We've only paid for one-way tickets, however; the probability of living long enough to return home are slim to anorexic. Tony's I-75 is a restaurant in Birch Run, home to a BLT…