Submit your home expenses to the Government
Ever since the boss submitted a claim for a paper bag of glossy grumble, we've abused the Bitterwallet expenses system like a pervert abuses butter. That said, our efforts pale in comparison compared to the antics of our elected representitives.
Not to worry, because now you can get your own back thanks to the newly founded Department of Home Expenses. Simply navigate through a few drop-down boxes to determine what you'd like to claim for, and the DOHe website will automatically generate your claim form and send it to the leaders of the three main political parties. If you're unsure which three they are after this morning's election results, that's Labour, the Tories and the Liberal Democrats.
Minutes ago, Bitterwallet submitted a claim totalling over £65,000, so expect us to spend the rest of the month on the lash in Prague. Alternatively, expect our email address to be added to an ever-growing list of infidels who'll shortly wake up in a burning barrel, on the back of a flatbed lorry plunging over the edge of a ravine.