We Dare - let the Wii pre-swinger sex games begin!

25 February 2011

Since virtual sex games are taking a long time to make it to the new generation of consoles, we're having to settle for foreplay. We Dare is a new title for the Wii, which is best played by adventurous couples in their 20s, who are consequently going to fuck like rabbits and spoil the bed linen.

Makers Ubisoft, also responsible for reanimating the dead in Michael Jackson: The Experience, have just released this saucy YouTube campaign, where you choose the ending. We can say with authority there's no tits and tuppence whichever option you choose. A friend told us, see. There are naked legs aplenty, and the message is clear: play We Dare, get laid - tradesman's entrance, the lot.

Here's to technology!

TOPICS:   Games

10 comments

  • Richard
    rated 12+ , LOLZORDS
  • PaganWolf
    I saw that too Richard, there is no way it's appropriate for a 12 year old. Perhaps Ubisoft are trying to get it banned or talked about?
  • The S.
    I call bluff, it's a PR stunt
  • will
    what is arousing about chewing on a wii-mote that has had your 6-year old's shit-infested hands clutching?
  • Mark C.
    Wow, that trailer is really creepy with all that uncomfortable laughter. Whoever survives that night, they'll never talk of it again...
  • Whisky
    I'm so gonna get this for when the wife has her slutty mates round next.
  • Sex p.
    Achievement unlocked: Slap a woman's arse 100 times!
  • iphone u.
    DEALEXTREME are getting the attachments in as we speak just look in there intimate gadgets section
  • Ten B.
    [...] Dare – let the Wii pre-swinger sex games [...]
  • Zleet
    So not suitable for family game night then?

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