Michael Jackson Wii game? Meh. Free white glove? Yeah!

3 November 2010

MJ_GLOVE_V1 We thought he was gone but no, he lives. He is of course Michael Jackson, the late, great King Of Pop and although he himself is completely dead, the money keeps on rolling in to the bank account of his estate. The big daft cash cow that he is/was.

Now, inevitably, there’s a Michael Jackson Wii game coming our way, where you can become Wackson Jackson himself – thankfully there’s no distribution of ‘Jesus Juice’ to helpless minors as part of the game, nor does the player have to embark on a gruelling series of London concerts just in order to be able to the bills to keep his/her own personal fairground open.

“So frigging what,” you might roar. Ah, but what if we told you could get a limited edition of the game, complete with a replica of Wackson’s trademark white sequinned glove? Ah, now you’re taking the bait. Now you’re keen like Billie Jean...

TOPICS:   Games

15 comments

  • evil r.
    lol the wii wank
  • rappy e.
    Are they duck bills ?
  • Brad
    "The kids!?, Its a level on the game officer!...."
  • PokeHerPete
    SHUT UP, SHUT UP. DONT YOU DARE MOCK MICHAEL, HE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST WHO EVER LIVED AND IS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL. WHENEVER I AM DOWN IN LIFE I THINK OF MICHAEL AND HE GIVES ME THE ENERGY TO CARRY ON, I THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT LIKE MICHAEL IN THEIR LIFE.
  • Owen
    Shouldn't some of those titles be in the past tense as he dead? @pokeherpete please don't shout - http://tinyurl.com/ffspete
  • Nobby
    Do you get to recreate the balcony scene?
  • delrio
    pete, you think we should all fiddle kids and then pay them off? (it's not libel once they're dead right? hehe)
  • PokeHerPete
    YOU GUYS ARE IGNORANT
  • The B.
    Oops, touched a nerve by the looks of it, Pete, sit down, calm down, open a nice cold can of Coke, add a little red wine and give it to a child (give them the can not slip them one obviously, that would be wrong).
  • Pedant
    WTF IS DIS REAL
  • PokeHerPete
    @The Real Bob Can we sleep in the same bed?
  • The B.
    Pete, you mean yourself and the child or me and you? If it's the latter I'll have to ask the missus.
  • PokeHerPete
    @The Real Bob Do you think Im some kind of sicko? Of course I mean the child!
  • The B.
    Damn, that's my weekend bugged (or not).
  • The B.
    Buggered, Damn you Android spellchecker.

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