Michael Jackson Wii game? Meh. Free white glove? Yeah!
We thought he was gone but no, he lives. He is of course Michael Jackson, the late, great King Of Pop and although he himself is completely dead, the money keeps on rolling in to the bank account of his estate. The big daft cash cow that he is/was.
Now, inevitably, there’s a Michael Jackson Wii game coming our way, where you can become Wackson Jackson himself – thankfully there’s no distribution of ‘Jesus Juice’ to helpless minors as part of the game, nor does the player have to embark on a gruelling series of London concerts just in order to be able to the bills to keep his/her own personal fairground open.
“So frigging what,” you might roar. Ah, but what if we told you could get a limited edition of the game, complete with a replica of Wackson’s trademark white sequinned glove? Ah, now you’re taking the bait. Now you’re keen like Billie Jean...