HotUKDeals Of The Valentine's Day!
It’s Valentine’s Day! And, like, who REALLY gives a toss? Not us – we’re dancing to St Valentine’s pan pipes of love EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR. So with that in mind, there is no romance whatsoever attached to today’s bargain round-up.
More icy cynicism and scorching offers can be viewed dispassionately over at HotUKDeals…
At the weekend we rocked your collective world with the news of a 20% off offer on gaming consoles. Now things might be about to get a helluva lot betterer. Word on the street (street = HotUKDeals.com) suggests that the offer is spreading like some kind of crazy virus.
Our source suggests that the offer will also include games and accessories from tomorrow (Tuesday) onwards. That’s right – 20% off ALL gaming stuff. We should stress that this is an UNCONFIRMED deal, and there’s been much snorting an pooh-poohing of it, but it’s well worth a heads-up for tomorrow morning.
Next, one for all of you who suffer from RSG because of your laptop-using habits. What is RSG we hear you ask? Why it’s Repeatedly Scorched Genitalia – caused by having a hot laptop nestling in your ‘special area’ for hours on end. Yeah, that’s you isn’t it?
Now all of that can be a thing of the past and you can laugh openly at other sufferers who you spy standing awkwardly at bus stops. That’s because you can get a Belkin Cushtop delivered for only £8.49. It’s like a desk that perches on your lap and will keep your bits and bobs away from the ferocious heat produced by your laptop.
Finally, a piece of state-of-the-art technology that will allow you to listen to your favourite songs from the hit parade while on the move around town, on a bicycle or just cooking or standing still in your house, home, grotto or hovel.
It’s a Sony Walkman and it operates using the latest cassette tape format. Better still, it’s down from £24.99 to only £10.99. What with all of that and its Mega Bass & Groove sound enhancement, it all adds up to a package that is sure to dominate the lives of youngsters and oldsters for decades to come. And look! Some hip young popslinger has already recorded a cash-in single!
(deals found by HUKD members MissGemgem, windhoek and hotdealsuk)