HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 19th August
When we think about the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to imagine someone who keeps up with the latest developments in gaming console hardware and software but who also enjoys getting out in the sun and giving their flesh a good roasting. Yes, the tanned gamer.
That can’t be you can it? It is? Fantastic – you’re going to love today’s bargains then, straight from HotUKDeals…
The new PS3 Slim is out soon – it’s out of this world, like a PS3, only slimmer. Like when darts legend Andy Fordham lost all that weight… and became shit at darts into the bargain. Except the PS3 won’t be shit. Or able to throw a dart.
Anyways, you can pre-order one of this objects of desire, if you’re that way inclined, for only £244.85. It comes out on September 1st so it might be worth hanging on for a price drop on the original bulky, clunky PS3.
Now that you’ve got your new PS3 (assuming that you’re reading this in about 12 days time) you’ll need a new game to play on it. Why not get Scene It? Box Office Smash, complete with buzzers for only £9.93 delivered?
We’ll tell you exactly why – because it’s for the Xbox 360 you idiotic dolt. It won’t fit in the frigging slot, and if you force it in, you’ll probably only get the first couple of levels before it conks out. We knows about games us.
Something else we know about is lying about outside as soon as any kind of sunshine emerges from behind British clouds. It’s at that point that the spotty Bitterwallet work experience gonks take over and write all the stories for us. Don’t say you haven’t noticed.
To say that we were delighted when we heard that 150 ml bottles of Garnier Ambre Solaire Clear Protect Gel (SPF 20 and SPF 15) are available for only £1 a bottle AND with a ‘buy one get one free offer’ is an understatement. In fact we were super-delighted. And you should be too.
(deals found by HUKD members spic, missp27 and batista)